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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(via pizza)

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iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

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superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

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tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

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overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

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tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

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ruinedchildhood:

josh peck is literally my favorite person

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disneyineveryway:

What would happen if OUAT fans tried to sit down and have a dinner together.

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mishatennantat221b:

Cloneclub! Your fandom needs you. there is no way we can let hannibal beat Orphan black. please vote and get all your friends to vote. Reblog this and spread the word. Vote Here

please hurry you have until May 1rst

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413px:

plantgay:

kelbii:

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42awesomesteve:

plantgay:

tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably

sorry i think you misspelt brilliant

nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying

What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*

what the fuck

what the fuck

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fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

(via toastdurr)

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